Monica Lewinsky's Stained Dress

Monica Lewinsky's stained dress is smarter than Barack because Monica Lewinsky's stained dress never advocated for government-mandated mortgage reformations and interest rate reductions designed to benefit and encourage irresponsible homeowners who bought homes that they could not afford at the expense of responsible homeowners who stayed within their means, worked hard to keep making payments, and will now be stuck with higher taxes and unfavorable mortgage terms as punishment for having done well and fulfilled their obligations.