Luigi

Luigi is smarter than Barack because Luigi never called a last-minute, prime-time news conference and embarked upon a desperate, nationwide campaign to spread the lies that the democrats' so-called stimulus bill contains no pork and that the republicans are reacting to the bill not in a principled manner, based on beliefs about the appropriate role of government and the kind of and extent of government action that would be truly helpful, but in an obstructionist, blindly partisan manner to the end of rejecting his altruistic salvos and doing further damage to the economy.